The Munsters (TV Series)

Love Locked Out (1965)

Al Lewis: Grandpa

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• Herman Munster : Grandpa, what am I going to do? I can't spend the rest of my married life sleeping on the couch and eating poon pits

  Grandpa : Herman, if you give in now, she'll have the upper hand forever. Aheh, But, If you hold out, she'll come around. That's the way to handle women!

  Grandpa : [Herman eats a prune pit]  What are you doing?

  Herman Munster : Well, just in case she doesn't come around, I'm gonna get used to eating prune pits.

• Grandpa : Herman I hate to say it, but I think we're licked. Hm! I'm afraid you just don't have the personality and warmth you used to have. In other words, my boy, in that great furnace known as romance, your pilot light has gone out.

• Grandpa Munster : [after Herman wolfs down his food]  Just like the old country. It does my heart good to see a man wolf his food.

• Grandpa Munster : [after a drunk Herman goes upstairs to a mad Lilly]  In the mood she's in, she's liable to tear him to pieces. Good thing I'm good at jigsaw puzzles. I'd better hit the slab before the trouble starts.

• Grandpa : When Herman and Lilly think their little boy is sick, they'll be so worried, it will bring them back together.

  Marilyn Munster : Grandpa, you're a psychologist!

  Grandpa : No I'm not, it's a trick I learned from watching old Shirley Temple movies.