The Munsters (TV Series)

Tin Can Man (1964)

Fred Gwynne: Herman Munster

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• Lily Munster : Herman, if you hadn't spend so much time reading that joke book, we could have been here an hour ago.

  Herman Munster : Sorry dear, but you know how hard it is to put a book down in the middle of a joke.

• Grandpa : [Eddie's robot has exploded]  I'm sorry Eddie, I've let you down. It's all my fault.

  Eddie Munster : What am I gonna do?

  Herman Munster : There's nothing to do. I'll just go out and explain.

  Eddie Munster : [Eddie tugs his fathers coat]  No dad, that's my job.

• Herman Munster : I haven't been so shocked since the last time I sat in Grandpa's chair.

• Herman Munster : Young man, I think we're just gonna have to suspend some of your privileges. No more standing in the closet, no more sleeping in Spot's cage and from now on every night, you're going to have to go to bed while it's still dark.

  Grandpa : Isn't that a little severe, Herman? Why, you're positively inhuman.

• Lily Munster : [slightly annoyed]  What is so funny?

  Herman Munster : It's this joke book. Listen to this one, Lily, It'll kill ya.

  Lily Munster : Well, it's a little late for that, but go ahead.

• Herman Munster : [about Eddie's robot]  That's amazing. If the top of his head was a little flatter, he'd look possitively human.