- Dick Willet: He could be the biggest thing since Burl Ives put a blue tailed fly in every ear in America.
- Judge: Now, eh, Mr. Munster, would you mind telling the court just why you're divorcing your wife Lily after a hundred years of marriage?
- Herman Munster: Not at all. My psychiatrist advises me, that as an award winning box office giant, my monumental ego requires that I change wives as often as I change my socks.