The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Valerie Harper (1976)

Frank Oz: Fozzie Bear, Animal, Mildred, George, Mary Louise, Sam the Eagle, Clodhopper

Quotes 

• Fozzie Bear : Hey, did you know that if Tuesday Weld married Frederic March's grandson, she'd be Tuesday March the Second!

• Mildred : [dancing with Dr. Teeth]  Do you think honesty is the best policy?

  Dr. Teeth : Oh, positively!

  Mildred : Well, you are a terrible dancer!

  Dr. Teeth : Another crack like that and your best policy will be an INSURANCE policy!