The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Valerie Harper (1976)
Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Waldorf, Rowlf, Swedish Chef, Dr. Teeth, The Newsman, Clodhopper
Quotes
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Waldorf : [Waldorf is alone in the box] Sometimes I tickle myself. In fact, I think I'll tickle myself now.
[he does so and laughs]
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Waldorf : [impressed by Valerie Harper] What a beautiful performer!
Statler : Yeah, what a beautiful woman. You know, Waldorf, I think I'll go backstage and meet her.
Waldorf : Why, you old fool, she wouldn't have anything to do with you! Besides I was thinking of going backstage.
Statler : You? You? Why, you're old enough to be her grandfather!
Waldorf : Why, you geriatric joker! We'll settle this, we'll flip for her.
Statler : Okay.
Waldorf : One, two, three!
[Statler physically flips himself into the air]
Waldorf : You win.
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Statler : I'll have you know I dated, and wined and dined some of the finest performers on the legitimate stage: Hayes, Langtree, Barrymore.
Kermit the Frog : Wait a minute. You dated Ethel Barrymore?
Statler : No, Lionel. Ethel was busy that night. To tell you the truth, we didn't dance much either.