- Sam the American Eagle: I would just like to say a few words about nudity in the world today. And I, for one, am just appalled by it. Why, did you know that underneath their clothing, the entire population of the world is walking around completely naked? Hmm? Is that disgusting? And it's not just people, although, goodness knows, that's bad enough, but animals too. Even cute little doggies and pussycats can't be trusted. Underneath their fur, absolutely naked! And it's not just the quadripeds, neither. Birds too. Yeah! Beneath those fine feathers, birds wear nothing. Nothing at all! Abs...
- [realizes and walks off, covering himself]
- Fozzie: Hey, and now, ladies and gentlemen, I take great pride in presenting our wonderful guest star...
- Gonzo: Psst! Fozzie, don't forget her name this time.
- Fozzie: Gonzo, I will not forget her name.
- Gonzo: It's Nancy Walker.
- Fozzie: I know it's Nancy Walker.
- Gonzo: That's Nancy, rhymes with fancy.
- Fozzie: I know, I know!
- Gonzo: And Walker, rhymes with talker.
- Fozzie: Gonzo, I have it.
- Gonzo: And it's Nancy Walker, not Fancy Talker.
- Fozzie: Gonzo, I know the guest star's name is Nancy Walker. I remember Nancy Walker. I will not forget the name.
- Gonzo: Okay.
- [Fozzie leaves]
- Gonzo: You forgot to introduce her.
- [Fozzie chases Gonzo away screaming]