The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Marisa Berenson (1978)

Frank Oz: Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal

Quotes 

• Kermit the Frog : Never mind the sweet talk. I just wanna know more about this wedding sketch.

  Miss Piggy : Oh.

  Kermit the Frog : I mean, I've gotta learn my lines.

  Miss Piggy : Well, you only have one line.

  Kermit the Frog : I do?

  Miss Piggy : Exactly.

• Pig Minister : Do you, Piggy, take this frog to be your lawfully wedded husband?

  Miss Piggy : [deep sigh]  I do.

  Pig Minister : And do you, Kermit, take this pig to be your lawfully wedded wife?

  Kermit the Frog : I... I...

  [both Piggy and the Minister are nodding affirmatively] 

  Kermit the Frog : ... I wanna introduce to you, the amazing Lew Zealand and his boomerang fish!