The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Marisa Berenson (1978)

Dave Goelz: Gonzo, Beauregard, Wig Trainer, Pig Minister

Quotes 

• Pig Minister : Do you, Piggy, take this frog to be your lawfully wedded husband?

  Miss Piggy : [deep sigh]  I do.

  Pig Minister : And do you, Kermit, take this pig to be your lawfully wedded wife?

  Kermit the Frog : I... I...

  [both Piggy and the Minister are nodding affirmatively] 

  Kermit the Frog : ... I wanna introduce to you, the amazing Lew Zealand and his boomerang fish!