Muppets Tonight (TV Series)

Michelle Pfeiffer (1996)

Kevin Clash: Clifford, Waldorf, J.P. Grosse

Quotes 

• Clifford : I've always wanted to have my own show. Man, this is great! So when does it start?

  Kermit the Frog : In about thirty seconds.

  [Clifford faints] 

• Miss Piggy : I've had it with that Pfeiffer! I'll show that tiny tushed t-t-t... Quick, give me a t-word.

  Miss Piggy : Eh, T-pot.

  Clifford : Turtle?

  Miss Piggy : Turtle, good. I'll show you, you tiny tushed turtle!

• Clifford : Man, that Miss Piggy may be a ham, but no matter how you slice it, she really brings home the bacon!

  Rizzo the Rat : Hey, hey, don't use up all the pig metaphors, this is only our first show.

• Clifford : Where's the Dancing Cheeses? I'd like to thank them for all the work they did.

  Rizzo the Rat : Let me do that for ya.

  [patting his stomach] 

  Rizzo the Rat : Thank you, Dancing Cheeses, for all your hard work.

  [laughs] 

  Clifford : Aw, man, you ate the cheeses?

  Rizzo the Rat : Of course I ate the cheeses. I'm a rat, they're cheese. It's the circle of life.

  [more laughter]