Muppets Tonight (TV Series)
Whoopi Goldberg (1996)
Steve Whitmire: Kermit the Frog, Rizzo the Rat, Bug Llewelyn, Andy Pig
Quotes
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Seymour : So Rizzo, when do you think we're gonna know if we got the job?
Rizzo the Rat : Never. You will never know that.
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Clifford : We got Whoopi Goldberg guest starring.
Kermit the Frog : Ooh.
Clifford : We got Miss Piggy coming in to do the closing number with her, and it's gonna be a great show! One of the best!
Kermit the Frog : Mm-hmm.
Stagehand : Yeah, what could possibly go wrong?
Clifford : Aw, man, you had to say that.
[the phone rings]
Clifford : Whoop, here it comes.
Rizzo the Rat : Hey, Clifford, you got a phone call.
Clifford : Whoop, there it is.
Rizzo the Rat : It's Miss Piggy.
Clifford : Aw, man, I knew it!
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Clifford : Yo, yo, yo, Rizzo. What's the 411 on Miss Piggy?
Rizzo the Rat : Uh, well, actually it's more like a 911. Heh.
Clifford : What do you mean?
Rizzo the Rat : Well, you see, there was only two guys I could spare to pick Piggy up at the airport.
Clifford : Oh, no, Rizzo! You didn't send...
Rizzo the Rat : I did send. Please don't bite my head off.
[scene switches to Piggy in a limo, sitting between Andy and Randy]
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[Rizzo flies by, crashing into a nearby camera]
Whoopi Goldberg : You stole my act.
Rizzo the Rat : You can have it back.
[faints]
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Clifford : Man, Whoopi's doing great! She's killing them out there!
Zippity Zap : My baby!
Clifford : We may not even need Miss Piggy for the final number.
Rizzo the Rat : Whoo! I just hope Miss Piggy doesn't figure that out. Heh heh heh heh heh.
[back in the limo, Miss Piggy's watching the show on TV]
Miss Piggy : Oh, Whoopi's doing great. She's killing out there. They may not even need me for the final number. Oh, I just hope Clifford doesn't figure that out.