- Corky Sherwood: Why don't you sit real close to the TV? Then maybe you'll go blind, and you won't see how pathetic you are!
- Murphy Brown: How could I be showing already? It's because he's a boy. He can't wait to get out here, and wreck my car.
- Murphy Brown: Does coordinating this meal involve my actually operating the stove? Because if it does, I really need the number of the nearest fire station. In the past, I've found it comes in handy.
- Murphy Brown: Here, turkey, turkey. Come on - come on. Right into Auntie Murphy's... right into Auntie Murphy's little turkey sauna.
- Miles Silverberg: Oh, god - I hate the Macy's parade. My parents took me to see it when I was seven. That was the year the Popeye balloon snagged on a high voltage pole. It was a nightmare. Parents leaping out of the way, as a wall of screaming kids stampeded up 34th Street? It was like the Hindenburg in a sailor suit!