Candice Bergen: Murphy Brown

Quotes 

• Murphy Brown : You haven't experienced pain until the National Enquirer puts your head on Pia Zadora's body.

• Murphy Brown : Maybe running my own country is unrealistic - so I've set new goals. Like live through this day. Keep a plant for more than two weeks. Get a date on Saturday night.

• Murphy Brown : If we're going to be working together, you've gotta brush up on your Motown. Seriously. Those raisins didn't invent that song.