- [first lines]
- Robert S. "Bob" Beanblossom: [narrating, while the camera pans the scene] Beanblossom's the name, Robert S. Beanblossom. That's me there with the rope around my chest. The pretty girl with her hands tied behind her back is Julie Marshall. Mr. Thackery, our boss at the Thackery Realty Company, is the red-faced gentleman with the gag in his mouth. Our predicament may seem unusual, but we got into it in the most logical way you can imagine - it's what can happen if you overdo the old saying that, "Honesty is the best policy."
- [last lines]
- Julie Marshall: My hero!
- Robert S. "Bob" Beanblossom: [turns to audience, while embracing Julie] You see, folks, honesty is the best policy.