My Wife and Kids (TV Series)
Pilot (2000)
Damon Wayans: Michael Kyle
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Quotes
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Michael Kyle : [holding her hand on her forehead] You got a headache?
[shows her eyebrows are gone]
Michael Kyle : What happened to your eyebrows?
Claire Kyle : I got a little carried away with the tweezers. How do I look?
Michael Kyle : Surprised.
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Michael Kyle : Boys are going to lie. They're going to tell you anything to get you to do whatever they want. They'll even say they love you. But they don't love you. I love you.
Claire Kyle : I love you too, Daddy.
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Michael Kyle : [Claire's holding her jacket shut] What're you wearing under that jacket?
Claire Kyle : Nothing.
Michael Kyle : That's what I'm afraid of, open it up.
[Claire opens the jacket showing a tube top]
Michael Kyle : There is no way you are leaving the house looking like that.
Claire Kyle : Dad, it's just a tube top.
Michael Kyle : No, it's just an excuse for boys to see your nippies.
Claire Kyle : Mom said it's okay.
Michael Kyle : Well we'll ask her that after you get home from school wearing your turtleneck.
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Michael Kyle : [Kady's speaking Spanish after being around the maid] Okay, la cucaracha, now let's switch back to English.
Kady Kyle : Sí, Daddy.
Michael Kyle : No, YES Daddy.
Kady Kyle : [huffs] Okay, yes Daddy.
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Claire Kyle : This is what boys like.
Michael Kyle : Forget about what boys like, what do you like? Don't live your life for anybody but yourself.
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Claire Kyle : That's before you took down my D'Angelo posters.
Michael Kyle : The man was naked.
Claire Kyle : And?
Michael Kyle : He didn't have clothes on.
Claire Kyle : Oh, okay