- Mike Nelson: Uh, Mr. Maltin, is "Gorgo" really that bad? I mean, you're not really gonna hurt us, are ya?
- Leonard Maltin: Well, that's a matter of opinion, Mike. Now I actually like "Gorgo," but when we reviewed it for my number 1 best-selling Movie and Video Guide, it put two of my assistant editors into intensive care. So who knows? Besides, Pearl promised me a light lunch at SkyBar.
- Mike Nelson: I think this movie's editing philosophy was "don't stay on anything too long; it doesn't look good enough."
- Tom Servo: "Thunderbore."
- Crow T. Robot: "Voyage to the Bottom of the Yawn."
- Tom Servo: "The Abysmal."
- Crow T. Robot: "Driving Miss Dummy."
- Mike Nelson: Wait... that doesn't work at all.
- Crow T. Robot: Really?
- Mike Nelson: No, it really fails on a lot of levels.
- Crow T. Robot: [indignant] You know what, I *try*, Mike, all right?