- Joel Hodgson: Who's the pterodactyl hat? Who's the sex machine and not a hat? Shaft!
- Tom Servo: Good God! Huh!
- Joel Hodgson: John Pterodactyl Shaft.
- Crow T. Robot: I think someone's gonna get the shaft. Could be the viewer.
- [a woman lies unconscious after falling into an ice cave in the movie and is gradually awoken by water dripping into her face]
- Tom Servo: I thought this was Japan, not China.