Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
Santa Claus (1993)
Trace Beaulieu: Crow T. Robot, Dr. Clayton Forrester
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Quotes
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Crow T. Robot : Increasingly paranoid, Santa's obsession with security begins to hinder everyday operations.
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Crow T. Robot : Ah, the classic battle between Evil and the narrator.
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Crow T. Robot : Well, at least he made the sleighs run on time.
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Crow T. Robot : [Santa is reading letters] Dear Santa Claus: Please bring me a little brother.' Oh ho ho ho. Can do. Can do.
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Narrator : [in film] Children from the USA...
Crow T. Robot : ...are too spoiled and lazy to help Santa!
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Crow T. Robot : This is weird theology.
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Crow T. Robot : [seeing a smoke transition] Santa burns like a tyre fire!
