Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

The Mole People (1997)

Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson, Dr. Peanut

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Quotes 

• Mike Nelson : Load, tell us about other times when you were a major load.

• John Agar : But what about you, Adad? When do you sleep? Or do you?

  Adad : I sleep, when my sleeping time comes.

  John Agar : Your sleeping time? But how are you able to tell?

  Mike Nelson : [as Adad]  Whenever you speak.

• John Agar : But you're in danger!

  Mike Nelson : [as Agar]  I'm John Agar!

  Adad : Danger? Why?

  Tom Servo : [as Agar]  Because I have bouts of pomposity.

  John Agar : Because, we're different from your people. They fear us and may try to harm us. You're different too. And if you're with us, it might remind them.

  Mike Nelson : [as Adad]  Um, you really lost me there.

• [someone is credited as "music supervisor"] 

  Mike Nelson : Now, he's not a musician, but he's a hell of a good administrator.

• Mike Nelson : Man, why do I talk so much in front of those guys? I mean, it's like every time I open my mouth, I just act like I know it all! All I want to do is tell them how much I like them, but then when I talk, I say all this stupid stuff. I don't know, maybe I'm just insecure... But I *do* know a lot! Why shouldn't I talk?

• [Earthquake causes a tablet to break] 

  Mike Nelson : Well, you probably shouldn't have put the world's oldest artifact on a CHEAP CARD TABLE!

• [John Agar finds Adad strumming lightly on a ukelele] 

  John Agar : Did you learn that song as a child?

  Mike Nelson : [as Adad, annoyed]  I'm tuning it!

• [Mike and the Bots provide the inner monologues for our heroes as they listen to an avalanche in the distance] 

  Tom Servo : I just realized that my life is a lie!

  Crow T. Robot : Make something up. State it firmly, even arrogantly!

  Mike Nelson : I'm still pissed at Beaumont!

• Mike Nelson : This movie is just ropes and asses!