Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
The Phantom Planet (1998)
Bill Corbett: Crow T. Robot, Observer
Quotes
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Crow T. Robot : No fair. You can't flash back to stuff we saw ten seconds ago.
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Crow T. Robot : Man, this is almost as good as 2001... nails driven into your eye!
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[Frank Chapman is flashing back to previous scenes in the movie]
Tom Servo : Congratulations, Mrs. Astronaut, it's a boy... boy... boy...
Mike Nelson : Wake up, Frank. You wet the bed... bed... bed...
Crow T. Robot : Frank, you'll have to take third grade again... gain... gain...
Mike Nelson : Mr. Chapman, this is Western Financial Collections. Do you value your credit rating... rating... rating...
Crow T. Robot : I'm afraid you're just not 7-11 timber, Frank... Frank... Frank...
Tom Servo : You're the worst party clown we've ever had... had... had...
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Crow T. Robot : Maybe if they didn't disguise their planet as a Chicken McNugget, the dogs wouldn't attack it!
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Crow T. Robot : Today the moon narrowly missed hitting a man's eye like a big pizza pie.
Tom Servo : Scientists believe that's amore.