- [Chapman is speaking with a mute girl]
- Frank Chapman: I like you.
- Mike Nelson: [as Chapman] And you can't say you don't like me.
- [Frank Chapman is flashing back to previous scenes in the movie]
- Tom Servo: Congratulations, Mrs. Astronaut, it's a boy... boy... boy...
- Mike Nelson: Wake up, Frank. You wet the bed... bed... bed...
- Crow T. Robot: Frank, you'll have to take third grade again... gain... gain...
- Mike Nelson: Mr. Chapman, this is Western Financial Collections. Do you value your credit rating... rating... rating...
- Crow T. Robot: I'm afraid you're just not 7-11 timber, Frank... Frank... Frank...
- Tom Servo: You're the worst party clown we've ever had... had... had...
- Crow T. Robot: Maybe if they didn't disguise their planet as a Chicken McNugget, the dogs wouldn't attack it!
- Crow T. Robot: Today the moon narrowly missed hitting a man's eye like a big pizza pie.
- Tom Servo: Scientists believe that's amore.
- Frank Chapman: I can't work under these conditions!
- Tom Servo: [as Chapman] Gorgeous women waiting to serve my every whim!