"Nearly Departed" Adventures in Babysitting (TV Episode 1989) - Henderson Forsythe as Grandpa Jack Garrett

Grandpa Jack Garrett : Do you folks plan to be here all evening?

Grant Pritchard : No, we're expecting a call from Chuck Woolery. It's supernatural night on the Love Connection.
Grant Pritchard : I wouldn't babysit for that kid under any circumstances you can imagine!

Grandpa Jack Garrett : What if I paid you a buck an hour?

Grant Pritchard : Thanks, but after you're dead, there's so few things left to buy.
Grandpa Jack Garrett : Do it as a favor. You got nothing but time.

Grant Pritchard : Oh, no. I'm not falling for that one. First it's, "Will you babysit for me, Grant? It's just a little favor." Then it's, "Would you pick up a quart of milk for me, Grant? You're not doing anything." Then you start taking advantage of me. "Could you regrout the bathroom? I've gotta go to Cleveland." Pretty soon, I'm getting postcards from the Italian Riviera. "Bonjourno, Grant, having a wonderful time! I've just spent all day on a nude beach with a big blonde named Gina. P.S. Don't forget to clean out the crud from the gutters." If you think I'm shoveling muck into a bucket while you're sipping champagne from the slipper of some bimbo in San Remo, forget it!

Henderson Forsythe: Grandpa Jack Garrett