Nearly Departed (TV Series)
Grant Meets Grandpa (1989)
Eric Idle: Grant Pritchard
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Quotes
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Claire Pritchard : What a wonderful day to be alive!
Grant Pritchard : Yeah. Too bad we're not.
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Grant Pritchard : We're dead, Claire! Wiped off the face of the earth! No hopes, no future, no going back. Why does that bother me more than it bothers you?
Claire Pritchard : Because you always look on the dark side of things.
Grant Pritchard : Death is the dark side of things!
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Claire Pritchard : We didn't have a bad life, you know.
Grant Pritchard : Just short.
Claire Pritchard : And we're still together, and we'll never grow old. You'll always have your hair, I'll never have cellulite.
Grant Pritchard : I guess you're right, Claire. We're dead and we'll just have to live with it.
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Claire Pritchard : It's such a pretty day out, Grant. Do you feel like talking a walk?
Grant Pritchard : What's the point? It's a little late for fresh air, isn't it?
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Claire Pritchard : How can you be so cold?
Grant Pritchard : Cold? I'm dead!
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Claire Pritchard : Grant, he can see us!
Grant Pritchard : That's impossible! How can you see us? We're dead!
Grandpa Jack Garrett : Big deal! I'm 75, I don't feel so good, myself.
Claire Pritchard : Well, if you knew we were here all along, why didn't you say something?
Grandpa Jack Garrett : At my age, you don't tell people you're hearing things. They put you in rubber pajamas.
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Grant Pritchard : There's only one good thing about being dead. You never have to go to the motor vehicle department again.
