- Grant Pritchard: We're dead, Claire! Wiped off the face of the earth! No hopes, no future, no going back. Why does that bother me more than it bothers you?
- Claire Pritchard: Because you always look on the dark side of things.
- Grant Pritchard: Death is the dark side of things!
- Claire Pritchard: We didn't have a bad life, you know.
- Grant Pritchard: Just short.
- Claire Pritchard: And we're still together, and we'll never grow old. You'll always have your hair, I'll never have cellulite.
- Grant Pritchard: I guess you're right, Claire. We're dead and we'll just have to live with it.
- Claire Pritchard: It's such a pretty day out, Grant. Do you feel like talking a walk?
- Grant Pritchard: What's the point? It's a little late for fresh air, isn't it?
- Claire Pritchard: Grant, he can see us!
- Grant Pritchard: That's impossible! How can you see us? We're dead!
- Grandpa Jack Garrett: Big deal! I'm 75, I don't feel so good, myself.
- Claire Pritchard: Well, if you knew we were here all along, why didn't you say something?
- Grandpa Jack Garrett: At my age, you don't tell people you're hearing things. They put you in rubber pajamas.
- Grant Pritchard: There's only one good thing about being dead. You never have to go to the motor vehicle department again.