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Matthew Brock : I don't see what's so bad about the sandwich machine, anyways.
Beth : What's so bad about it is that they change the sandwiches in it, like, once every leap year.
Catherine Duke : Eww. Has anyone ever actually eaten one of those dried-up, old leathery specimens?
Bill McNeal : What are you guys talkin' about?
Dave : Uh, the sandwich machine by the elevators.
Bill McNeal : Best sandwiches in the city... They're an acquired taste - like a good wine or cheese, a sandwich needs to be properly aged. In the olden days, a country squire would age his pheasants for weeks before they were deemed fit for consumption.
Lisa Miller : In the olden days, people died of ptomaine poisoning and blamed it on ghosts.
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Lisa Miller : It's finally happening.
Dave : What?
Lisa Miller : I'm getting stupider.
Dave : Huh?
Lisa Miller : The human brain starts to deteriorate irreversibly after the age of thirty.
Dave : Where did you hear that?
Lisa Miller : I don't remember... See? See?
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Girl : Whatcha looking at?
Lisa Miller : Just a list of vocabulary words.
Girl : You should relax. The SAT's not such a big deal.
Lisa Miller : Well, maybe not - but you better pretend it is, or else you won't get a good score, which means you can't get into a good college, and then you won't get a good job, and then your life will be ruined.
Girl : [crestfallen]
Lisa Miller : Oh - oh, I'm sorry. I - I - I mean, maybe if you have a lot of good extra-curriculars, it will be...
Girl : Can I have a cigarette?
Lisa Miller : Yes! Here!
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Lisa Miller : I have decided to retake the SAT.
Dave : Good for you! I'm trying out for the drama club.
