Quotes
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Matthew Brock : I don't see what's so bad about the sandwich machine, anyways.
Beth : What's so bad about it is that they change the sandwiches in it, like, once every leap year.
Catherine Duke : Eww. Has anyone ever actually eaten one of those dried-up, old leathery specimens?
Bill McNeal : What are you guys talkin' about?
Dave : Uh, the sandwich machine by the elevators.
Bill McNeal : Best sandwiches in the city... They're an acquired taste - like a good wine or cheese, a sandwich needs to be properly aged. In the olden days, a country squire would age his pheasants for weeks before they were deemed fit for consumption.
Lisa Miller : In the olden days, people died of ptomaine poisoning and blamed it on ghosts.
