- Jimmy: Hell, I haven't read a comic strip ever since I realized Beetle Bailey wasn't actually going to shoot anybody.
- Lisa Miller: Matthew, doesn't' it matter to you that we've all humbled ourselves coming down here?
- Bill: Oh, I didn't realize I was humbling myself.
- [Leaves]
- Beth: I can't believe he's out of our lives.
- Lisa Miller: Beth, Matthew isn't out of our lives. He's not even out of the building. He's just working at that coffee shop in the lobby
- [Both she and Dave break out laughing]
- Beth: It's not funny.
- Lisa Miller: Yeah, Dave, it's not funny.
- Dave: Aren't you curious about what our peers think about my first full year as news director?
- Lisa Miller: Well, it's the New York Radio Guide. Nobody reads it except for psychotic geeks obsessed with every little detail in the incestuous world of New York radio.
- Bill: Is that the '96-'97 New York Radio Guide? It is, isn't it? It's here, everyone, it's here! The Alpha and the Omega has arrived.