- Lisette Hocheiser: Hey, Oscar. Where are you goin'?
- Oscar Brown: Well, let's see. The night's still young. I figure I'll stop at the corner, pick up a kraut dog and a papaya juice, head down to my place, do the TV Guide crossword puzzle, and fall asleep in my clothes.
- Lisette Hocheiser: You could do that at my place.
- Oscar Brown: Do you have... one of those foot massage machines?
- Lisette Hocheiser: No, but I'll let you stand on my epileptic cat.