- [the next defendant enters, wearing a trench coat]
- Guy T. Reynolds: May I remove my coat, Your Honor?
- Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: Sure.
- Public Defender Liz Williams: [as he starts to] NO!
- Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: Miss Williams!
- Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: Your Honor, the charge?
- Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: [reads] Indecent exposure.
- [He looks over the top of the bench, to see Mr. Reynolds's bare legs peeking out from below the trench coat]
- Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: You almost got me on that one, didn't you, Mr. Reynolds?
- Guy T. Reynolds: That charge is ridiculous, Your Honor. I'm not a pervert! I'm a nudist.
- [Applause from the gallery]
- [the gang leaves Bull's apartment, but he walks out after them]
- Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: Hey, wait a minute!
- Public Defender Liz Williams: Your head, watch out, you-!
- [She falls silent as the top of the doorjam turns out to be a doggie door, that swings open to let his head pass under it]
- Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: Listen, I just wanted to thank you all for being concerned about me. I really appreciate it.
- Public Defender Liz Williams: Well...
- Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: Goodnight.
- [He goes back in, the doggie door swinging again]
- Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: That is pretty clever.
- Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: Let's go get some coffee. I got to tell you about his toilet seat.