- Elizabeth Stowe, Maggie's Grandmother: Jeffy, why the sour puss?
- Pearl McCaffrey: Stephi left Jeffy.
- Elizabeth Stowe, Maggie's Grandmother: Stephi left Jeffy?
- Eunice McCaffrey: She forgot her mittens.
- Elizabeth Stowe, Maggie's Grandmother: Oh. Remind me to send her a thank-you note.
- Jed Fleming: So is Maggie still into those moonlight skinny-dips?
- Dr. Joel Fleischman: You and Maggie skinny dipped, huh?
- Jed Fleming: Well, I don't want to tell tales out of school or anything.
- Dr. Joel Fleischman: Can't be much to tell.
- Jed Fleming: Why's that?
- Dr. Joel Fleischman: Because all the guys that got lucky are sprouting daisies about now.