- Dr. Joel Fleischman: [in Ed's daydream]
- Dr. Joel Fleischman: Here, let me take you to Donald Trump. He's a friend of mine.
- Chris Stevens: You know Donald Trump?
- Dr. Joel Fleischman: Oh yeah. I started him out in business actually.
- Shelly Marie Tambo: Cuz, if I can't count on you when something as piddly as a husband pops up, what happens when the really big stuff hits?