The Odd Couple (TV Series)
That Was No Lady (1973)
Jack Klugman: Oscar Madison
Quotes
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Oscar Madison : [interviewing football star Jake Metcalf] Since we're gonna call this chapter in the book, 'Bones are Made for Breaking', we'll need more violent anecdotes...
Jake Metcalf : Oh, I got a million of 'em.
Oscar Madison : Let's pick out some of the funniest, OK?
Jake Metcalf : [to his wife] Hey, honey, how 'bout that time at the Super Bowl game last year, huh?
Oscar Madison : You never played in the Super Bowl.
Jake Metcalf : Well, I was in the stands, and some guy made a pass at my wife.
Melanie Metcalf : Jake, he didn't make a pass at me.
Jake Metcalf : Well, he pinched your hand. So I pinched his face, y'know?
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Oscar Madison : [with Myrna cowering in the background, uncomfortable hearing about violence] What is the hardest you ever tackled a guy?
Jake Metcalf : [Myrna whimpers] I tackled a guy so hard one time...
Jake Metcalf : [Myrna whimpers again] ... his tattoos fell off!