Quotes
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Nicole Julian : In one hour, I'll have a new right knee cap. And once again, I'll be perfect. Thanks, Mary Cherry.
Mary Cherry : As you know, Nic, I'll do anything to be popular. Anything! Hey, um, is that anesthetic Darvon drip taking effect, hon? Just count backwards from the number of your last sexual partner.
Nicole Julian : Nine hundred nine, 908...
[lost consciousness]
Mary Cherry : Yeah. I'll do anything to be popular... except vandalize my stunning beauty. Now, who's knee cap can I buy thus reeling in status yet remaining scar-free?
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Mary Cherry : Uh, Nic, a logic moment for you. Uh, if I give you my knee, how will I cheer? How will I even try out?
Nicole Julian : Well, you made it last year with your jaw-droppingly bad 'pig on Nyquil slopping towards the slaughterhouse' routine. Why break a winning streak?
Mary Cherry : Point taken.
Nicole Julian : I cannot go on as co-captain of the Glamazons with a Dolby-sound right knee cap that is threatening to crack. You give me yours or your glamorous career will be colder than Lauren Holly's.