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Under Siege (1999)

Leslie Bibb: Brooke McQueen

Quotes 

• Brooke McQueen : Look. We both know that this thing with our parents is never gonna last.

  Sam McPherson : Yeah, you got that right.

  Brooke McQueen : Because my Dad is gonna wake up and come to his senses.

  Sam McPherson : Interesting. That would imply that my mother is not good enough for him, is that it?

  Brooke McQueen : Sam, I don't know anything about your mother. Except for the fact that she moves fast.

  Sam McPherson : Excuse me, but your lounge lizard father is the one who booked this last-minute trip on the lust boat.

  Brooke McQueen : [sighs]  Failing your anger management class, Sam? That's probably because you don't like your life very much and you wish you had a better one. Your Mom probably feels like she needs two parents to control you. I sympathize.

  Sam McPherson : You know what? Someone should throw a telethon. The profits of which would be used to restore your humanity.

  Brooke McQueen : [unperturbed]  I'm cooking dinner on Thursday night. Is there anything special I can whip up for you? Eye of newt, perhaps?

  Sam McPherson : You know what? Anything Barbie whips up on her Easy-Bake oven would be just delicious.

• Brooke McQueen : I guess they really love each other.

  Sam McPherson : [softly]  Yeah.

  Brooke McQueen : [softly]  Yeah.

  Sam McPherson : And then there's you and me.

  Brooke McQueen : Two people who really don't like each other at all.

  Sam McPherson : Well, this ought to be interesting.

  Brooke McQueen : Very.

  [backs off, turning away]