- Frank Trenton: Now, I didn't take giggling from Hepburn and I won't take it from you.
- Pam Elliott: You worked with Katherine Hepburn?
- Frank Trenton: Well, actually, it was Lyle Hepburn, but that's beside the point.
- Frank Trenton: Now your drama teacher tells me you died many times on stage, why can't you do it now when it counts?
- Pam Elliott: [exasperated] That guy is incredible!
- Matthew Star: Yeah, I have a feeling if you ask him he'll tell you the same thing.
- Pam Elliott: Zombie Letterman is gonna be a cult classic some day, mark my words.
- Matthew Star: Yeah, well, you're probably right. I-it has all the makings: no story, meaningless action, eh, nobody to root for and the ending made absolutely no sense.
- Matthew Star: What are you doing here?
- Pete: I'm learning the movie business from the ground up. I do everything on this crew except make money.
- Frank Trenton: I did a fly picture once.
- Walt Shepherd: Oh really?
- Frank Trenton: Yeah, it was something about a nuclear accident at a... at a garbage dump. Oh, I tell ya... flies are tough to work with.
- Walt Shepherd: Oh, I can imagine.
- Frank Trenton: Yeah. Not as bad as ants, though, oh! Ants, crawling, oh... Yeah, those were the days, we eh, really tried to do something then. Anybody can handle a zombie at night, but to scare people with bugs, boy, that ook a certain something!
- Walt Shepherd: Something, huh?
- Matthew Star: I guess common sense is short supply around here, huh?
- Walt Shepherd: Virtually nonexistent.