The Practice (TV Series)

We the People (2003)

Jeff Perry: Randy Markham

Quotes 

• Alan Shore : Mr. Markham, why kiss this woman?

  Randy Markham : Because I wanted to embarrass her the way she embarrassed me. I walked my smelly ass into her office, I walked my disgusting self right up to her and I kissed her to humiliate her.

  [to Debbie Huber, pointing his finger at her] 

  Randy Markham : Make you feel the way I felt! The way I still feel. Sitting in a courtroom, listening to you tell this judge and everybody that it took you three showers to get the smell off of you.

  [pounds the dais in front of him 4 times] 

• Alan Shore : [to Randy]  So, how are we today, sir?

  Randy Markham : I... I just Halle-Berry'ed her. That's all I did.

  Alan Shore : I beg your pardon?

  Randy Markham : Like at the Oscars? Look, I just planted one on her 'cause when else would I get a chance? That's all I did.

  Alan Shore : I see.