Primetime Glick (TV Series)
Janeane Garofalo/John Salley (2001)
Martin Short: Jiminy Glick, Miss Gathercole, Various
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Quotes
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Jiminy Glick : And you are a wonderful exhibition of Gen X.
Janeane Garofalo : I don't really think that I am Gen X. I'm...
Jiminy Glick : Why is that?
Janeane Garofalo : I'm too old to be Gen X.
Jiminy Glick : How old are you?
Janeane Garofalo : I'm thirty-six. Here...
Jiminy Glick : That's the same age... as the wonderful Marilyn Monroe when she was found dead.
Janeane Garofalo : In the nude.
Jiminy Glick : In her condo. And did Peter Lawford know more than he pretended to know?
Janeane Garofalo : And what about the maid who cleaned the sheets, and the suppository?
Jiminy Glick : What suppository? I didn't know this!
Janeane Garofalo : The book suppository in Dallas.
Jiminy Glick : I assumed that she had had some sort of...
[makes constipated face]
Jiminy Glick : Mmm! That kind of suppository.
Janeane Garofalo : No, I was talking about the book suppository.
Jiminy Glick : Oh, the book suppository.
Janeane Garofalo : But going back to my age, and the reason people have made the mistake...
Jiminy Glick : How old are you?
Janeane Garofalo : I'm thirty-six.
Jiminy Glick : Thirty-six, the same age as Marilyn!... Unbelievable.
Janeane Garofalo : When she was found in...
Jiminy Glick : With the suppository.
Janeane Garofalo : Can I, may I?
Jiminy Glick : Would ya?
Janeane Garofalo : The reason people think I'm Gen X is, because my first movie, "Reality Bites"...
Jiminy Glick : Which was wonderful.
Janeane Garofalo : Thank you. I played a twenty-two year old, when I was really, in reality, twenty-nine years old.
Jiminy Glick : Oh, you're playing backwards.
Janeane Garofalo : So people THINK I'm Gen X, but I'm actually not Gen X.
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Jiminy Glick : Now, you once said of sex, you said "Sex is..."
[scrunches up his face while looking at his notes; Janeane bursts out laughing]
Jiminy Glick : You said that sex, "I'm a meat and potatoes type of gal when it comes to sex."
Janeane Garofalo : I don't think I've ever said that. I'm a vegetarian, I would've never have said that.
Jiminy Glick : Stacy! Why does it say that Janeane Garofalo is a meat and potatoes kind of gal, when she's a vegetarian? It doesn't make any sense. I'm sorry.
Janeane Garofalo : That's okay.
Jiminy Glick : There's so much I want to ask you, and yet...
Janeane Garofalo : And yet?
Jiminy Glick : ...Part of me's not that interested.
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Jiminy Glick : I take gingko bilobo for my memory, but then I forget to take it, so it's a Catch-21, I suppose.
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Jiminy Glick : I want to end up by saying that you are absolutely brave. You're a Gen X kind of gal!
Janeane Garofalo : Oh, I'm not Gen X though.
Jiminy Glick : You stand there with your notebook and you say, "Oh, pick up laundry", and we go, "Hmm", and it's brave and it's new.
Janeane Garofalo : But I'm not Gen X.
Jiminy Glick : You're not Gen X?
Janeane Garofalo : Nuh-uh.
Jiminy Glick : How come?
Janeane Garofalo : Well I'm a little too old to be Gen X.
Jiminy Glick : Let me guess... forty-seven.
Janeane Garofalo : Thirty-six.
Jiminy Glick : THIRTY-!
[falls backwards out of his chair, then gets back up]
Jiminy Glick : Good God in heaven, that...