Al : There are five stages of love. The first is denial, then the second is sex, then there's acceptance, then there's divorce... and then there's more sex, if you're lucky.
Sam : Who wrote this textbook, you or Zsa Zsa?
Al : [At the rear of the bus, insisting on Diane's innocence] Sam, I can see it in her eyes!
Sam : You do not. You may feel it in your loins, but you definitely do not see it in her eyes.
Al : Sam!
Sam : What?
Al : I feel it in my loins.
Sam : Yeah.
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