Quantum Leap (TV Series)
Another Mother - September 30, 1981 (1990)
Michael Stoyanov: Kevin Bruckner
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Quotes
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Kevin Bruckner : Um... Sue. If you had a guy that... like, you know, he liked you... what would he have to do to, er... You know.
Susan Bruckner : I'm eleven. I don't have to deal with that teenage mating ritual crap.
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[Kevin sees the two kidnappers on the ground that Sam - Kevin's mom - has single-handedly knocked out earlier]
Kevin Bruckner : Mom! How?
Dr. Sam Beckett : Girl Scouts. Come on.
Kevin Bruckner : Girl Scouts? Awesome.
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Kevin Bruckner : [Kevin admitting for the first time he's a virgin] I don't know what to do.
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Kevin Bruckner : [about Magnum, P.I] The guy talks like he's been sucking helium, and he giggles like a girl.
Susan Bruckner : The only thing that matters is that he's sensitive, and he understands the needs of a woman.
Kevin Bruckner : And what makes you such an expert on a woman's needs, runt?
Susan Bruckner : Knowledge by gender, jerk.
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Kevin Bruckner : [to Sam] Are you okay, Mom?
Teresa : He's not our Mommy.
Kevin Bruckner : Have you ever considered taking her to a baby shrink?
Teresa : I'm not a baby.
Kevin Bruckner : Okay, a dwarf shrink.
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[Teresa has run away when seeing Sam in the role of her mother]
Dr. Sam Beckett : Do you... do you think you could go and, and... talk to her again, uh, uh, please?
Susan Bruckner : Mom, I'm eleven. I won't have my psych degree for another fifteen years.
Kevin Bruckner : They don't give degrees to the hopelessly stupid.