Queer as Folk (TV Series)

Home Is Where the Ass Is (2002)

Hal Sparks: Michael Novotny

Quotes 

• Michael Novotny : This is dinner?

  Brian Kinney : It's just the essential elements of a healthy diet: Salt, saturated fat,alcohol.

  Michael Novotny : I've never eating again. My mom practical forced-fed me to eat the entire Liberty Diner menu.

  Brian Kinney : Well, who told you to eat it?

  Michael Novotny : Well, what I'm suppose to do?

  Brian Kinney : Say no.

  Michael Novotny : You know it makes her happy.

  Brian Kinney : There you have it, Ladies and Gentlemen, proof positive that making other people happy can cause nausea,severe cramps, even diarrhea.