- Patton Chase: [When the family and Tyler are rehearsing for the commercial] Shouldn't I sit in the front seat? So all the lady viewers can dream about getting me in the backseat?
- Bob Chase: Keep it up, Thumbelina and you'll be sitting in the glove compartment.
- Pearce Chase: [after learning he's been in therapy] That was a therapist? I thought it was just a friend with very limited time.