- Janine Melnitz: He's getting away!
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Not as long as I've got old Betsy here.
- [fires his Neutrona Wand]
- Janine Melnitz: Gosh, it's too bad we can't bust crooks like we used to bust ghosts.
- Winston Zeddemore: Wait a minute.
- [snaps fingers]
- Winston Zeddemore: Why can't we? After all, if there's one thing New York will never run out of, it's criminals.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Become crime fighters! Hey, I like it. I'm excited!
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Yeah, I could reconfigure the traps to handle living beings.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: The particle throwers can be attuned to people's bio electrical fields.
- Janine Melnitz: My dad's got some props and my mom can make the curtains.
- [the Ghostbusters stare at her, unamused]
- Janine Melnitz: Sorry, couldn't resist.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: This supernatural drought has put us severly in the red. If we don't get a case soon, we may go bankrupt.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: [everyone looks agast and Slimer gulps loudly] How soon, Egon?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: I'd say in... the next fifteen minutes.