Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Back in the Red: Part 3 (1999)

Danny John-Jules: Cat

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Quotes 

• The Cat : I'm so gorgeous, that there's a six-month waiting list for birds to suddenly appear whenever I am near.

• First Ground Controller : This is Ground Control to Midget Three. You don't appear to have flight clearance. Please state your name and clearance code.

  The Cat : Ground Control, this is... uh...

  Lister : [whispers]  Major Tom.

  The Cat : ...Major Tom.

• Lister : Just do the smegging dance and we'll be out of here in a jiffy.

  The Cat : Dance? With her, I'd have trouble walking. I'm powering up.

• Holly : If I'm so stupid, if I'm computer-senile, explain this then.

  The Cat : ...Explain what?

  Holly : You can't, can you!

• Rimmer : This is reality? But how can we be sure?

  The Cat : Why do we care? Nothing makes any sense no matter where we are!

• The Cat : You mean after all this I still haven't got a date? Damn. Another year when I have to send a Valentine card to my hand.