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Rimmer : We, um, should be making tracks.
Cassandra : I'm afraid that's not going to happen. The bulkhead's just given way and we're shipping water at a thousand gallons a second. All of the canaries will be dead within one hour except for Rimmer...
Rimmer : [ecstatic] *Yes*!
Cassandra : ...who will be dead in twenty minutes.
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Rimmer : Cassandra, I have a question.
Cassandra : I know, Arnold, because I know the rest of this conversation.
Rimmer : So what's the answer?
Cassandra : He chokes to death aged 181 trying to remove a bra with his teeth.
Lister : What was the question?
Rimmer : I just asked how you died.
Lister : You what? I didn't wanna know that. Who's bra?
The Cat : 181? Probably your own.
Lister : Come on, though. Taking a bra off with my teeth aged 181. That's a hell of a sexy way to go.
Kryten : So long as the teeth are in your mouth at the time, sir.
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Rimmer : So what happens now? How...
[sighs]
Rimmer : how do I die?
Cassandra : Lister catches you making love to Kochanski and shoots you through the head with a harpoon gun.
Rimmer : [Slowly becomes stunned] Can you just double-check that?
Cassandra : I've seen it. It's what happens in the old laundry room.
Rimmer : So let me repeat what I think you're saying. Arnold, that's me, and Kochanski, that's the woman, the really attractive one you saw earlier; me and her are in bed giving it rizz, when Lister, that's the short dumpy one with the stupid haircut, walks in and shoots me through the head while I'm making love to Kochanski.
Cassandra : That is what's going to happen.
Rimmer : FANTASTIC.
