Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Dimension Jump (1991)

Danny John-Jules: Cat, Padre

Quotes 

• Rimmer : Why didn't you just say: "Dear Rimmer, we're going on a fishing holiday and we don't want you to come"?

  The Cat : See, that's what I said we should say!

• Rimmer : I don't know what it is about me. All my life, it's been the same old story. It's not easy you know to come in every night, look in that mirror and see a guy nobody likes.

  The Cat : How do you think we feel? We gotta look at it all day.

• The Cat : Has anyone seen the keys to the medical cabinet? I feel a sudden urge to suffocate myself with a 2lb black ribbed knobbler!

• The Cat : [Lister, Cat and Kryten try to hide the fact they're going on a fishing holiday from Rimmer]  What's he talking about?

  Dave Lister : I don't know. For some reason, he's got this crazy, whacked-out idea that we're going on a fishing holiday.

  The Cat : Fishing holiday?

  Rimmer : [Reads letter from the boys]  Dear Rimmer, we're going on a fishing holiday to that ocean planet we passed two days ago. We tried to wake you, but couldn't. See you in three days, L, K and C.

• The Cat : [Kryten tends to Cat's damaged leg]  Oh! my god!

  Kryten : Did it hurt?

  Kryten : No. I'm talking about the article. Have you done my leg yet?