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Quotes
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Dave Lister : I say let's get out there and twat it!
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Kryten : Enjoying your meal, sir?
Dave Lister : It's delicious, Kryten. De-smegging-licious. It's me own recipe, you know. Shami kebab diablo. It's beautiful, man, it's like eating molten lava! I cooked for one once for Peterson, you know. He was in sick bay for a week, what a weed.
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Dave Lister : I HATE snakes, they freak me out totally, snakes. They are my all time second-worst fear, guy.
Rimmer : What's your first?
[the Polymorph suddenly launches itself into the room]
Dave Lister : This.
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[Kryten gives Lister an injection]
Dave Lister : What's that pal, are you startin' trouble?
Kryten : It's just a little something to calm you down, sir!
Dave Lister : Come on then all of ya, SLAGS! All together or one at a time I don't care, it's all to the same to me, I'm...
[faints]
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Dave Lister : Why don't we go down to the ammunition stores, get the nuclear warheads and then strap one to my head! I'll nut the smegger to oblivion!
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Dave Lister : Last one alive's a wet ponce!
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Dave Lister : Look, it needs killin'! And if that means I have to sacrifice my life in some stupid pointless way, then all the better.
Kryten : Yes, why not - I mean even if it doesn't work it'll still be a laugh.
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Lister : I could have had it in the sleeping quarters but you saw it, you saw it - it took me by surprise.
Rimmer : Lister, it turned into an 8 foot tall armour-plated alien killing machine.
Lister : If it wants a barney we'll give it one! One swift knee in the happy-sacks, it'll drop like anyone else!
