Red Dwarf (TV Series)
Stasis Leak (1988)
Danny John-Jules: Cat
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Quotes
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The Cat : [to Rimmer] What *is* it?
Rimmer : It's a rent in the space-time continuum.
The Cat : [to Lister] What *is* it?
Lister : The stasis room freezes time, you know, makes time stand still. So whenever you have a leak, it must preserve whatever it's leaked into, and it's leaked into this room.
The Cat : [to Rimmer] What *is* it?
Rimmer : It's singularity, a point in the Universe where the normal laws of space and time don't apply.
The Cat : [to Lister] What *is* it?
Lister : It's a hole back into the past.
The Cat : Oh, a magic door! Well, why didn't you say?
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The Cat : Wow! I've never been this close to women before. It makes me want to do something. But I don't know what it is. Whatever it is, I want to do a lot of it.
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Holly : I was in love once. A Sinclair ZX81. People said, no, Holly, she's not for you. She's cheap, she's stupid and she wouldn't load, well, not for me anyway.
Lister : What are you trying to say, Hol?
Holly : What I'm saying, Dave is, it's better to have loved and lost than to listen to an album by Olivia Newton-John.
The Cat : Why's that?
Holly : Anything's better than to listen to an album by Olivia Newton-John.