- Robert of Huntingdon: I like your dress. It goes with your eyes.
- Lady Marion: That's what the King said.
- Robert of Huntingdon: [snorting] Did he?
- Lady Marion: Are you jealous?
- Robert of Huntingdon: Jealous? No...
- [long pause]
- Robert of Huntingdon: Yes!
- Prince John: De Rainault, your scribes have set down more evidence than in the Domesday Book. Utterly incredible. It is a conflicting mass of misinformation! Robin Hood is tall, short, stocky, slight, dark, fair, bearded, clean-shaven... This one insists that he is a dwarf! A dwarf! And where do we find him? In a cave, down a well, up a tree, near Wickham, Duxbury, Ashley, Calverton... Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera! Imbeciles!
- Roger de Carnac: There is no need to find you. You're here. Come like pigs to the slaughterhouse.
- Robert of Huntingdon: No, you're the pigs.
- Will Scarlet: That's an insult - to pigs.
- Sir Guy of Gisburne: There's no need for panic.
- Robert de Rainault: No? Then why is the King bringing Roger de Carnac with him?
- Sir Guy of Gisburne: De Carnac!
- Robert de Rainault: Exactly. "The Carnage" would be a better name for him.
- Will Scarlet: Ah, you can't beat a nice bit o'pig.
- Little John: I don't know, I think I prefer beef.
- Friar Tuck: I like a nice slice of mutton. Well, you get sick of venison.
- Robert de Rainault: My liege, she's not to be trusted.
- Sir Guy of Gisburne: She should be hanged at once!
- Prince John: Silence, imbecile.
- Robert de Rainault: [to Guy] Clown!
- Robert of Huntingdon: [confronting a fake Robin Hood] That's far enough... Robin Hood!
- [the imposter takes off his hood, revealing himself to be Roger De Carnac]
- Robert of Huntingdon: Doesn't look anything like me.
- Will Scarlet: Older... and uglier!
- [the fake Will Scarlet takes off his hood]
- Little John: He's better looking than you, Will.