Officer Mike Danko: [It's 6:00 in the morning at the Precinct. Officers Mike Danko and Terry Webster are lounging against the wall, engaged in conversation] Oh, I tell you, with me and Jill on opposite shifts, life has not been easy lately.
Officer Terry Webster: [Mike is dead-serious as he gazes at Terry. Terry is quite amused and he smiles. He looks back at Mike and starts laughing, holding onto his sides] Yeah. Well that's just Ryker's way of contributing to zero-population.
Officer Mike Danko: [Mike laughs ruefully] It's working.
Officer Terry Webster: [Terry laughs in agreement] It's working!
Officer Mike Danko: [Officer Chris Owens comes up to Mike and Terry. He's holding three cups in his hands and offers the cup with black coffee to Mike] I wanted cream.
Officer Chris Owens: [Chris's expression is serious as Mike takes the cup from him] . Coffee machine says you get... black.
Officer Terry Webster: [Chris hands a cup to Terry, who frowns slightly] Cream and sugar.
Officer Chris Owens: [Chris keeps a deadpan expression on his face as Terry takes the cup from him] Coffee machine says you get... hot chocolate.
Officer Mike Danko, Officer Terry Webster: [Mike and Terry look at each other, then down the hallway toward the coffee machine. They reply in unison to Chris] . Coffee machine?
Officer Chris Owens: Don't be upset with the coffee machine. It's only 6:00 and it's not awake yet.
Officer Terry Webster: [the guys start drinking their drinks, shaking their heads] It's going to be one of those days...