Roseanne (TV Series)

Bridge Over Troubled Sonny (1989)

Natalie West: Crystal Anderson

Quotes 

• Crystal Anderson : I've decided not to date any men anymore.

  Roseanne Conner : Well, Crystal, don't you think that's just a little bit nuts?

  Crystal Anderson : No, what's nuts is bouncing from one bad relationship to the next.

• Crystal Anderson : [standing under the bridge to talk to Sonny]  I feel kind of stupid about this.

  Roseanne Conner : Well tell him that, Crystal, just tell him anything.

  Dan Conner : Yeah, I'll help get you started.

  [hollers] 

  Dan Conner : Sonny! It's me, Dan! Crystal's here too! She's-

  [turns around] 

  Dan Conner : I can't do it... he's your husband.