Roseanne (TV Series)

D-I-V-O-R-C-E (1988)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

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Quotes 

• Jackie Harris : [while reading a newspaper]  Roseanne, listen to this. "Utah Housewife Stabs Husband 37 Times".

  Roseanne Conner : I admire her restraint.

• Roseanne Conner : [teasing about who would get the kids, if they divorced]  I'd give them to Jackie.

  Dan Conner : Hell, even I don't hate her *that* much.

• Becky Conner : Cindy Clark's mother let *her* babysit when she was nine.

  Roseanne Conner : Well, Cindy Clark's mom is a drunken slut.

  [later] 

  Becky Conner : Dad, Cindy Clark's mom pays her $2.00 an hour to babysit.

  Roseanne Conner : Well, Cindy Clark's mom is a rich, drunken slut.

• Roseanne Conner : All that lovey-dovey crap is a dead giveaway. It's fightin' that keeps a marriage together.